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Pricing:
Each plunger is a hand crafted work of art, made with a drip pan color
of your choice, and numbered to identify it as a unique keepsake. This
rare item is being sold at an introductory price of $475, and is expected
to appreciate in value.
Each plunger is a signed original
work of art that is sure to make a political statement in your household!
Terms:
- All orders taken by Mail or Phone.
- Payment in advance or on delivery (C.O.D.), F.O.B. Scottsdale, AZ.
- C.O.D. is payable by cash, certified check, or cashier's check. A
$75 deposit is required if C.O.D. is requested per plunger.
Shipping and Handling:
- Per plunger, this cost is $15, via
United Parcel Service, within the continental U.S.A.
- NO charge is made for shipping and handling when the transaction is
made by credit card (Visa or Mastercard), for the FULL costs, prior to
shipment.
- Plungers and drip pans, with sticks, are in a special corrugated
container, meant to be retained/saved, then placed in a second box to
protect the original box. This is a damage resistant package.
Delivery Time:
Please phone for availability (480) 767.1804 between 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM
Mountain Standard Time (MST); if plunger is made, and
only has to be numbered, it can be shipped within a week.
The order may take as long as a month to reach shipment. Credit card
payments will be credited/refunded if shipment is not made within a
month of the order date.
Return Policy - Within 30 Days after Shipment:
Purchase price money fully refunded for any reason, but the original
shipping/handling cost, and the return freight must be born by the
purchaser. Returns must be authorized via phone, before item is sent
back; a shipping label will be sent to purchaser. The label will have
all information necessary for proper handling. Refunds are at the
discretion of Catharsis PlungerTM; damage from freight
handlers or purchaser is not covered by this policy. Any disputes must
be adjudicated in the State of Arizona, County of Maricopa, City of
Phoenix.
WARNING:
CATHARSIS PLUNGERSTM AND COMPONENTS WERE DESIGNED FOR USE IN
SINKS/TOILETS, OR FOR DISPLAY ON WALLS, DESKS, OR FLOORS. DO NOT ALLOW
CONTACT WITH FOOD OR PROLONGED SKIN CONTACT. MATERIALS FROM WHICH
PLUNGER AND COMPONENTS ARE MADE WILL BURN IF EXPOSED TO OPEN FLAME OR
HIGH HEAT. DO NOT ALLOW EXPOSURE TO SUNSHINE IF COLOR RETENTION IS TO BE
PRESERVED.
Copyright and Trademark:
Each plunger is claimed as copyright protected (designation on plunger
is present). The names where ® or TM are noted are
protected as registered or trademarked. All rights are reserved by
Catharsis PlungersTM/Mike Bruce.
Help Write Satiric Profiles (an accessory with plunger):
Rules are that your assistance will not be remunerated by Catharsis
PlungerTM. False or defamatory information is not acceptable,
and brevity is necessary (the SATIRIC PROFILE is one page 8 1/2" x 11").
Your assistance would be very much appreciated.
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