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Pricing:
Each plunger is a hand crafted work of art, made with a drip pan color of your choice, and numbered to identify it as a unique keepsake. This rare item is being sold at an introductory price of $475, and is expected to appreciate in value.

Each plunger is a signed original work of art that is sure to make a political statement in your household!

Terms:

  • All orders taken by Mail or Phone.
  • Payment in advance or on delivery (C.O.D.), F.O.B. Scottsdale, AZ.
  • C.O.D. is payable by cash, certified check, or cashier's check. A $75 deposit is required if C.O.D. is requested per plunger.
Shipping and Handling:
  • Per plunger, this cost is $15, via United Parcel Service, within the continental U.S.A.
  • NO charge is made for shipping and handling when the transaction is made by credit card (Visa or Mastercard), for the FULL costs, prior to shipment.
  • Plungers and drip pans, with sticks, are in a special corrugated container, meant to be retained/saved, then placed in a second box to protect the original box. This is a damage resistant package.
Delivery Time:
Please phone for availability (480) 767.1804 between 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM Mountain Standard Time (MST); if plunger is made, and only has to be numbered, it can be shipped within a week. The order may take as long as a month to reach shipment. Credit card payments will be credited/refunded if shipment is not made within a month of the order date.

Return Policy - Within 30 Days after Shipment:
Purchase price money fully refunded for any reason, but the original shipping/handling cost, and the return freight must be born by the purchaser. Returns must be authorized via phone, before item is sent back; a shipping label will be sent to purchaser. The label will have all information necessary for proper handling. Refunds are at the discretion of Catharsis PlungerTM; damage from freight handlers or purchaser is not covered by this policy. Any disputes must be adjudicated in the State of Arizona, County of Maricopa, City of Phoenix.

WARNING:
CATHARSIS PLUNGERSTM AND COMPONENTS WERE DESIGNED FOR USE IN SINKS/TOILETS, OR FOR DISPLAY ON WALLS, DESKS, OR FLOORS. DO NOT ALLOW CONTACT WITH FOOD OR PROLONGED SKIN CONTACT. MATERIALS FROM WHICH PLUNGER AND COMPONENTS ARE MADE WILL BURN IF EXPOSED TO OPEN FLAME OR HIGH HEAT. DO NOT ALLOW EXPOSURE TO SUNSHINE IF COLOR RETENTION IS TO BE PRESERVED.

Copyright and Trademark:
Each plunger is claimed as copyright protected (designation on plunger is present). The names where ® or TM are noted are protected as registered or trademarked. All rights are reserved by Catharsis PlungersTM/Mike Bruce.

Help Write Satiric Profiles (an accessory with plunger):
Rules are that your assistance will not be remunerated by Catharsis PlungerTM. False or defamatory information is not acceptable, and brevity is necessary (the SATIRIC PROFILE is one page 8 1/2" x 11"). Your assistance would be very much appreciated.